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Weird Oklahoma Laws
  • One may not promote a "horse tripping event".

  • People who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

  • It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

  • Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

  • Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

  • Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

  • It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

  • Whaling is illegal.

  • It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

  • Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

  • People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

  • Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

  • Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

  • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

  • It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin.

  • Tattoos are banned.

  • No one may spit on a sidewalk.

  • It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

  • It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

  • Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

  • Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

  • In Ada - If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

  • In Bartlesville - If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.

  • In Bartlesville - No person may own more than two adult cats.

  • In Bartlesville - It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

  • In Bartlesville - Persons may not play catch on any city street.

  • In Clinton - Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.

  • In Clinton - Molesting an automobile is illegal.

  • In Hawthahorne - It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

  • In Oklahoma City - The mayor may not go on strike.

  • In Oklahoma City - While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.

  • In Oklahoma City - One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.

  • In Oklahoma City - It is illegal to own a stink bomb.

  • In Oklahoma City - No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

  • In Schulter - Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

  • In Tulsa - You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

  • In Tulsa - Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

  • In Wynona - One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

  • In Wynona - Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

  • In Wynona - Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

  • In Yukon - It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

  • In Yukon - While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

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0#6Kathe2013-10-11 23:27
These laws are real! They just don't usually enforce them and in most cases they have been on the books for so long that they have just been forgotten about or just not worth the time or energy to remove. I was a private investigator for years and one of the strangest laws I ever seen actually pull up on an individual's criminal record was "Open Saloon". It was dated from many years ago and basically meant this person kept the bar open too late past the time dictated by state law. LOL :)
 
 
-2#5brooke2011-07-26 01:45
these laws are all jacked up!!!! :-|;-):-*:-?:-?:lol::D:oops::o:P:sigh::cry:
 
 
0#4taylor2009-09-26 11:13
i live in oklahoma and these laws cant be real :angry:
 
 
-2#3amanda2009-04-28 18:05
:woohoo: :woohoo: :angry: :cheer: :P :woohoo: i live in oklahoma and can totally dig why the law where put there, thats sad. but really funny
 
 
-1#2kaity2008-10-08 10:25
is in my science :side: c :side: l :side: ss :side: :side: and is my BF!! lol and we think these are the gayest laws in the world.lol ADD ME ON MYSPACE! :o B) :silly: :whistle: :D;-) :huh: :shock:
 
 
-2#1kaity2008-10-08 10:24
GAY!GAY!UDERLY GAY! lol. :silly:
 

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