It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
In Kaysville - You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
In Logan - Women may not swear.
In Monroe - Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
In Provo - Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
In Salt Lake County - No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
In Salt Lake County - Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.
In Tremonton - It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
In Trout Creek - Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.