Animal Facts
  • Register
  • WEIRD factsPeople who have sex about three times a week are perceived to look four to seven years younger.

  • A U.K. study found that most men prefer women with some curves to super-skinny waifs.

  • Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

  • Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

  • Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

  • Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

  • Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

  • Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

  • Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

  • Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

  • Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

  • Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

  • Average length when erect: 5.1

  • Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

  • Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

  • Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

  • Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

  • Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

  • Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

  • Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

  • Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

  • Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

  • Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

  • Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

  • Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

  • Average # of erections during the night: 9

  • Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

  • The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

  • Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

  • Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

  • Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

  • Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

  • Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

  • Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

  • Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

  • Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

  • # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

  • In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

  • Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

  • Dairy products can create a foul taste.

  • The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.


  • Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

  • Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

  • Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

  • Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

  • It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.

  • Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

  • Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

  • Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

  • Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.

  • Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.

  • Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

  • Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

  • Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.

  • Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Did you know?...Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

  • Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

  • Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

  • Did you know?...ยท In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.

  • Did you know?...The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

  • Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. D

  • Did you know?...The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.

  • Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

  • Did you know?...Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

  • Did you know?...Humans, chimpanzees and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

  • Did you know?...For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. And heres my porn page.

  • Did you know?...The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

  • Did you know?...A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.

  • Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?

  • Did you know?...The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.

  • Did you know?...A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

  • Did you know?...A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry.

  • Did you know?... During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.

  • Did you know?...All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.

  • Did you know?..."Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

  • Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

  • Did you know?...Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

  • Did you know?...Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

  • Did you know?...Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

  • Did you know?...The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

  • Did you know?...Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

  • Did you know?... Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

  • Did you know?...Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

  • Did you know?...A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

  • Researchers found that watching porn doesn't negatively affect a man's views about women.

  • Almost 53 percent of women have used a vibrator. If you haven't tried it, start with a small one that won't overwhelm you.

  • A woman has a better shot at climaxing during sex if the walls of her vagina canal are stimulated. A study found that penis length doesn't help accomplish this - girth does. Make him feel girthier by keeping your legs together during sex. It creates more friction.

  • Having sex once a week can improve immune function by 30 percent.

  • Most couples over 65 still have sex at least once a week. 8. Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 or more calories on average.

  • Couples who don't have a TV in their bedroom have 50 percent more sex. According to reseachers, getting it on decreases significantly with the addition of a television.

  • Research found that men's sexual fantasies are more often about their partner's pleasure than women's fantasies are.


0 #26 King Of Bob 2011-05-04 17:28
There is no known medical condition known as "blue balls". What you're actually feeling is congestion. It's basically a sinus headache in your genitals.
+2 #25 Hebe COCK 2011-01-31 16:08
I have a condom that is 2 years and 2 months old. Does it not work???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just used it . . . Oh dear
+1 #24 milliebambamfylde 2011-01-31 16:04
wow that was so interesting! thanks for sharing all your thoughts. by the way, what is an erection?
0 #23 millbagscamillabampf 2011-01-31 16:04
HEY GUYS this is soooooo interesting. like woooooh i learnt so mmuuch. i like the sound of this
0 #22 jV.bitter 2009-06-25 23:54
sorry to change the subject! just curious to what ppl would say! go back to blue balls, i think girls get them to! i always do& i hate it!
0 #21 Guest 2009-06-22 15:40
blue balls is true, your balls feel like someone kicked them, if the girl isnt willing to finish you off,and you start getting blue balls, kick that bitch out and jerk it,
+1 #20 Niky 2009-05-20 17:36
Actually, I think the girls who are saying it doesnt exist dont know what they are talking about....

It does exist. My mother in law is a nurse, and she told me it is medically proven. It is caused by build up of the anticipated release.

It will, however, eventually go away without release...

So... If a man ever pressures you to finish him off, so to speak, feel free to tell him no. They wont explode. It does hurt, and does take a bit to go away from what I am told. But hell, go to the bathroom and use your hand....
0 #19 Twinkie? 2009-05-07 12:27
nothing to do with the bible, but what the fuck are twinkiesssssssssssssss?????
0 #18 Larry 2009-05-03 16:19
Blue Balls is very real. It exploding is exaggerated, but the feeling it causes seems unbearable.
+1 #17 annie babez 2009-04-23 11:08
wow this page is awesome and i dont really know why all of you are so fascinated with blue over it hehe...

Add comment

Security code



Weird Facts

Weird Facts & More

Origin of Phrases

Weird State Laws

Weird Riddles

Weird Labels

Weird Myths

Weird Science

Fun Facts & Stuff



Weird Thoughts

Optical Illusions

Famous Quotes

Animal Facts

World Facts

Solar System Facts

Weird Interesting


Tongue Twisters

Awesome Videos

Funny Photos

Weird Surveys

Funny Interesting Stuff

Forum Weird

Smart Search