Quote: Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children. Author: Anonymous
Quote: Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing. Author: Anonymous
Quote: There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it. Author: Chinese Proverb
Quote: Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young. Author: Anonymous
Quote: I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. Author: Anonymous
Quote: Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Author: Anonymous
Quote: Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Author: Anonymous
Quote: The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. Author: Anonymous
Quote: We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in! Author: Anonymous
Quote: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Author: Anonymous
Quote: There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. Author: Roger Daltrey
Quote: Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours. Author: Yogi Berra
Quote: Facts are stupid things. Author: Ronald Reagan
Quote: People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. Author: Dan Quayle
Quote: Will the highways on the Internet become more few? Author: George W. Bush
Quote: We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. Author: Vlade Divac
Quote: I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Chairman of IBM, 1943 Author: Thomas Watson
Quote: Most lies about blondes are false. - Headline Author: Anonymous
Quote: Football players win football games. Author: Chuck Knox
Quote: Good looking people turn me off. Myself included. Author: Patrick Swayze
Quote: Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii. Author: Tony Bennett
Quote: Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound. - Advertisement Author: Anonymous
Quote: Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. Author: Ivana Trump
Quote: Push this button in case anything happens. - Elevator in Osaka Japan Author: Anonymous
Quote: Women must have their wills while they live, because they make none when they die. Author: Proverb
Quote: The mother-in-law remembers not that she was a daughter-in-law. Author: Proverb
Quote: Marry in haste and repent at leisure. Author: Proverb
Quote: He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune. Author: F. Bacon
Quote: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Definition of a baby Author: R. A. Knox
Quote: The soul of the apartment is the carpet. Author: Edgar Allen Poe
Quote: It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one a failure. Author: H. L. Samuel
Quote: Kindness is wisdom. Author: Phillip J. Bailey
Quote: I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. Author: Anne Frank
Quote: Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Author: Adair Lara
Quote: All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others. Author: Michael Carr
Quote: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Author: Laurie Kuslansky