DIVORCE

Quote: Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Author: Ambrose Bierce 1842-1914, American Author, Editor, Journalist, ''The Devil's Dictionary''

Quote: I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading. Author: Vera Brittain 1893-1970, British Writer

Quote: Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. Author: Rita Mae Brown 1944-, American Writer

Quote: Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. Author: Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton 1803-1873, British Novelist, Poet

Quote: People named John and Mary never divorce. For better or for worse, in madness and in saneness, they seem bound together for eternity by their rudimentary nomenclature. They may loathe and despise one another, quarrel, weep, and commit mayhem, but they are not free to divorce. Tom, Dick, and Harry can go to Reno on a whim, but nothing short of death can separate John and Mary. Author: John Cheever 1912-1982, American Author

Quote: The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. Author: Lord Chesterfield 1694-1773, British Statesman, Author

Quote: The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population. Author: Denis Diderot 1713-1784, French Philosopher

Quote: Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles. Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor 1918-, Hungarian-born American Actress

Quote: Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor 1918-, Hungarian-born American Actress

Quote: I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor 1918-, Hungarian-born American Actress

Quote: You never really know a man until you have divorced him. Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor 1918-, Hungarian-born American Actress

Quote: Divorce is a game played by lawyers. Author: Cary Grant 1904-1986, British-born American Actor

Quote: Many divorces are not really the result of irreparable injury but involve, instead, a desire on the part of the man or woman to shatter the setup, start out from scratch alone, and make life work for them all over again. They want the risk of disaster, want to touch bottom, see where bottom is, and, coming up, to breathe the air with relief and relish again. Author: Edward Hoagland 1932-, American Novelist, Essayist

Quote: Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Author: Jean Kerr 1923-, American Author, Playwright

Quote: Every divorce is the result of selfishness on the part of one or the other or both parties to a marriage contract. Someone is thinking of self comforts, conveniences, freedoms, luxuries, or ease. Sometimes the ceaseless pin pricking of an unhappy, discontented, and selfish spouse can finally add up to serious physical violence. Sometimes people are goaded to the point where they erringly feel justified in doing the things that are so wrong. Nothing of course justifies sin. Author: Spencer W. Kimball

Quote: Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. Author: Gerald F. Lieberman American Writer

Quote: You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. Author: Clare Boothe Luce 1903-1987, American Diplomat, Writer

Quote: A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, ''Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?'' holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. ''Yet,'' added he, ''none of you can tell where it pinches me. Author: Plutarch 46-120 AD, Greek Essayist, Biographer

Quote: Divorce is the sacrament of adultery. Author: French Proverb Sayings of French Origin

Quote: A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short. Author: Mickey Rooney American Actor

Quote: France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.'' Author: Helen Rowland 1875-1950, American Journalist

Quote: Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Author: Helen Rowland 1875-1950, American Journalist

Quote: When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they ''don't understand'' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Author: Helen Rowland 1875-1950, American Journalist

Quote: Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially. Author: Sylvester Stallone 1946-, American Actor, Writer, Director, Producer

Quote: My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years. Author: Lee Trevino 1939-, American Golfer

Quote: It takes two to destroy a marriage. Author: Margaret Trudeau Wife of Former Canadian Prime Minister, Pierre Elliott Trudeau

Quote: You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. Author: Mike Tyson 1966-, American Boxer

Quote: If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her. Author: Source Unknown

Quote: Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. Author: Voltaire 1694-1778, French Historian, Writer

Quote: A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue. Author: Edith Wharton 1862-1937, American Author

Quote: It is he who has broken the bond of marriage -- not I. I only break its bondage. Author: Oscar Wilde 1856-1900, British Author, Wit

Quote: Divorce puts you on the edge of sanity. Author: Abigail Trafford

Quote: All spouses think that their exs are crazy. Author: Anonymous

Quote: What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be Author: Ellen Burstyn

Quote: We owned what we learned back there; the experience and the growth are grafted into our lives Author: Ellen Goodman

Quote: The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during, and after divorce or within marriage. Author: Stephanie Coontz

Quote: We are divorced, we are friends, and we are good parents Author: Sarah Ferguson

Quote: Divorce is most likely to wreak havoc when spouses declare war on each other and draft their kids Author: Constance Ahrons

Quote: Divorced fathers measure time by memories, not by the clock Author: Ken Lewis

Quote: Divorce is a distressful and confusing process which is applied to poorly defined problems. The largely unpredictable outcome requires education, effort, patience and rigorous attention to details. Author: Joe Atkin

Quote: Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. Author: Carl Sandberg

Quote: You can't divorce religious belief and public service ... I've never detected any conflict between God's will and my political duty. If you violate one, you violate the other - 39th US President Author: Jimmy Carter

Quote: Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage Author: Henry Brooks Adams

Quote: The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Quote: The time I am most powerful and in control of my life is when I drive my car. Whatever lonely feelings I have from the lack of communication with my husband disappear in no time flat. When the windows and the top are open with my favorite jazz station on the radio playing, nothing and nobody can touch me. Then I go home to the same relentless battle. Life can be a pisser Author: Anonymous

Quote: She got the gold mine. I got the shaft. Author: Anonymous

Quote: When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along Author: P.J. O'Rourke

Quote: Divorce is like a root canal: never wanted, sometimes needed. Author: Elizabeth A. Griffith

Quote: Marriage is about love; divorce is about money Author: Anonymous

Quote: I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house Author: Lewis Grizzard

Quote: Many divorces are not really the result of irreparable injury but involve, instead, a desire on the part of the man or woman to shatter the setup, start out from scratch alone, and make life work for them all over again. They want the risk of disaster, want to touch bottom, see where bottom is, and, coming up, to breathe the air with relief and relish again. Author: Edward Hoagland

Quote: A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful? holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me. Author: Plutarch

Quote: When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Author: Helen Rowland

Quote: Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. Author: Voltaire