She Was Sooooo Blond That:
... she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
... she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
... she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of gardening tools.
... she thought Genereal Motors was in the army.
... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
... she thought TuPac ShaKur was a Jewish holiday.
... under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
... she tried to drown a fish.
... she tripped over a cordless phone.
... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
... she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
... they had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade.
... she spent 20 minutes looking at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate".
... at the bottom of her job application, where it says "Sign Here", she put Saggitaurus.
... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
... it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"
... she studied for a blood test- then failed.
... she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train"
... she sold the car for gas money, and the house for mortgage money.
... when she saw the movie was rated "NC-17 under 17 not permitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
... when she heard that 90% of all crimes happen within a mile of the home, she moved.
... she thinks "Taco Bell" is a Mexican phone company.
... when she missed the 444 bus, she took the 222 bus twice.
... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.