Silly 12
What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?Ferry tales!
Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8!
What's an insect's favourite sport?
Cricket!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A minnie van!
Is this a second hand shop?
Yes Sir Good. Can you fit one to my watch then please!
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
By flood lighting!