Silly 15
A noise woke me up this morning.What was that?
The crack of dawn!
It's gone forever - forever I tell you!
What has?
Yesterday!
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time?
A jelly copter!
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
He wanted to put something away for a rainy day!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low down bum!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3000 miles!