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Question and answerQ: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve. Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice. Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic! Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!' Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions! |
