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Chem one-liners 04Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?A: Methylated Spirits! Q: How many atoms in a guacamole? A:Avocado's number. Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole? A: Avogadros. Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry. These were printed on bumper stickers and given out at an American Chemical Society meeting 10 or 12 years ago: It takes alkynes to make a world. "Take plenty of the dark purple solution", Tom offered, managnimously. "This old pipe is rusty", said Tom, ironically. |
