WEIRD SIGNS

"Sign states “Watch for Long Logs”" - Sign in Mississippi

"Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”" - Road Construction Points, New Jersey

"A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”." - Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA

"Children Drive Slowly" - Throughout the UK

"Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers" - St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria

"Cruise ships use airport exit" - Freeway near San Diego, CA

"Cemetery Road. Dead End" - South Side of San Antonio, TX

"In case of flash flood climb to safety." - Estes Park, Colorado

"Impassable during high water." - Route 94, West Alton, MO

"The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”" - A gas pump

"Thou shalt not park" - Church Parking Lot Sign

"Road Closed. Use Sidewalk." - Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH

"Wait for Green" - Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ

"Street closed to traffic when flooded." - Many streets in Savannah, GA

"If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses." - Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

"."Parking for drive-thru service only - McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

"Public Property, Keep out!" - Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

"Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range." - Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI

"State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers"- Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ

"Do not pass while opposing traffic present." - Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131

"Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives." - Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

"In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps “Sleeping Policemen”, so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, “Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead”." - Various Parts of Jamaica

"Caution water on road during rain." - Unknown Road, Clemson, SC

"Small Department of Transportation sign amidst wildflowers in the median states, “Wildflowers”." - Interstate 24 Between Chattanooga and Nashville

"No stopping or standing." - A sign at bus stops everywhere.

"Do not sit under coconut trees." - A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.

"These rows reserved for parents with children." - A sign in a church.

"All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for." - A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - "Fits one head."