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R: Who was the first to have a mobile home?
R: What dog never barks no matter what you do to him?
R: Why do lions eat raw meat?
R: What do pelicans eat?"
R: Why did the baseball team hire a frog? R: What animal uses a nutcracker?
R: What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
R: What do you call a dog with no legs?
R: What do you call a great dog detective?
R: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
R: What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
R: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
R: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
R: What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
R: What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
R: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
R: What is a little dog's favorite drink?
R: What is more impressive than a talking dog?
R: What kind of dog chases anything red?
R: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
R: What kind of dog floats in the air?
R: What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
R: What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
R: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
R: Where do you find a no legged dog?
R: Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
R: Where should you never take a dog?
R: Which dog tastes better when eaten? |
