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R: What is a drill sergeant?"
R: Did you hear the story about the germ?
R: Did you hear the story about the germ?
R: How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?"
R: How can you tell if a bucket is not well?
R: How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
R: How can you tell if you are cross-eyed?
R: How did the bread feel when it was put in the toaster?
R: How did the clock feel when no one wound it up?"
R: How did the kid get a flat nose?
R: How did the skeleton know it was raining?
R: How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
R: How was the blind carpenter able to see?
R: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will an onion do?
R: If you don't feel well, what do you probably have?
R: If you fell off' a ladder, what would you fall against?
R: What did Frankenstein say when a bolt of lightning hit him?
R: What did the doctor find when he examined the X-ray of the dummy's head?
R: What did the doctor say to the patient when he finished the operation? "
R: What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
R:What did the farmer use to cure his sick hog?
R: What did the nervous kid say when the doctor asked if he had been getting enough iron?
R: What did the tooth say to the dentist?
R: What did the woman say when the doctor asked if she smoked cigarettes?
R: What do cowboys call a doctor's hypodermic needle? |
