| Medical Riddles 3 |
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R: When is the best time to buy a thermometer?
R: When is the vet busiest?
R: When they take out an appendix, it's an appendectomy; when they remove your tonsils, it's a tonsillectomy. What is it when they remove a growth from your head?
R: When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
R: Where do sick steamships go?
R: Where do squirrels go when they have nervous breakdowns?
R: Which eye gets hit the most?
R:Why are doctors stingy?
R: Why can't a very thin person stand up straight?"
R: Why did the doctor give up his practice?
R: You never catch cold going up in an elevator. True or false?
R: Why did the fireplace call the doctor?
R:Why did the secretary cut her fingers off?
R: WWhy did the timid soul tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
R: Why is a fishing hook like the measles?
R: Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?
R: Why shouldn't you make jokes about a fat person? |
