GOLF
Quote: Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Author: Dave Barry American Humorist, Author
Quote: I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I can't lose. Author: Jane Blalock 1945-, American golfer
Quote: Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? Author: Al Boliska
Quote: Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. Author: Winston Churchill 1874-1965, British Statesman, Prime Minister
Quote: I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. Author: Jerome Dean
Quote: If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. Author: Paul Gallico
Quote: Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable. Author: A. P. Herbert 1890-1971, British Author, Politician
Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Author: Bob Hope 1903-, American Comedian, Actor
Quote: A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. Author: Billy Joel 1949-, American Musician, Piano Man, Singer, Songwriter
Quote: Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance. Author: Joe Laurie Jr.
Quote: If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Author: Jack Lemmon 1925-, American Actor
Quote: Drive for show, but putt for dough. Author: Bobby Locke
Quote: The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better. Author: Nancy Lopez 1957-, American Golfer
Quote: I used to get out there and have a thousand swing thoughts. Now I try not to have any. Author: Davis III Love 1964-, American Golfer
Quote: Golf is the pursuit of the infinite. Author: Jim Murray American Author
Quote: Aggressive play is a vital asset of the world's greatest golfers. However, it's even more important to the average player. Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you'll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player. Author: Greg Norman 1955-, Australian Golfer
Quote: All is fair in love and golf. Author: American Proverb Sayings of American Origin
Quote: Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Author: Andy Rooney American Television News Personality
Quote: Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag. Author: Adlai E. Stevenson 1900-1965, American Lawyer, Politician
Quote: When I joined the Tour I studied the best players to see what they did that I didn't do. I came to the conclusion that the successful players had the Three Cs: Confidence, Composure, Concentration. Author: Bob Toski 1926-, American Golfer
Quote: Golf is a good walk spoiled. Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer
Quote: In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference. Author: Source Unknown
Quote: Life is a game but golf is serious. Author: Source Unknown
Quote: A day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. Author: William Wordsworth 1770-1850, British Poet