Wisconsin Jokes

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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die or Come Cut Our Cheese


Wisconsin: Land of funny accents.


Grammar Correction

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, "So, where y'all from?" The Wisconsin girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

 


 

Large Ranch

A Texan is in a Wisconsin bar and is telling a dairy farmer how large his ranch in Texas is. He tells the farmer his ranch is so large that if he gets into his pick-up truck and drives all day, he would not reach the other border of his ranch.
The Wisconsin dairy farmer thinks for a minute and then responds," I used to have a truck like that."