Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.

After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

In Augusta - To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.

In Biddeford - It is illegal to gamble at the airport.

In Biddeford - No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.

In Ellsworth - If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.

In Freeport - Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.

In Freeport - It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.

In Portland - It is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.

In South Berwick - It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.

It Rumford - It is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord.

In Waterboro - Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length.

In Waterville - It is illegal to blow one's nose in public.

In Wells - Deer may not be fed.

In Wells - Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.