Idiots may not vote.

The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary is banned in Carlsbad.

State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.

In Carrizozo - It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.

In Deming - Persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house.

In Deming - Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.

In Raton - It is illegal for a woman to rider horseback down a public street with a kimono on.

Las Cruces - You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.