Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.

It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

In Lehigh - Doughnut holes may not be sold.

In Omaha - Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

In Omaha - A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

In Waterloo - Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.