Weird Virginia

Weird Virginia Laws
  • Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
  • There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.

  • You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

  • If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

  • You may not have oral or anal sex.

  • Police radar detectors are illegal.

  • Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

  • Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

  • It is illegal to tickle women.

  • No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

  • In Culpeper - No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

  • In Dayton - A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

  • In Frederick - Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.

  • In Frederick - A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.

  • In Norfolk - Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.

  • In Norfolk - A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.

  • In Norfolk - Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

  • In Prince William County - No person may keep a skunk as a pet.

  • In Prince William County - It is illegal to cuss about another.

  • In Prince William County - It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks.

  • In Richmond - It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

  • In Stafford County - It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

  • In Victoria - It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.

  • In Virginia Beach - If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.

  • In Virginia Beach - It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.

  • In Virginia Beach - It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.

  • It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.

  • In Waynesboro - It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.