"Warning: Not for human consumption" -Triops Fish Food
"Do not consume" - Home Depot Treated Lumber
"To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation." - Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)
"Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail." - Ansell Condoms
"Warning: Not for Human Consumption" - Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)
"Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!" - Unknown Parachute
"Suitable for outdoor use." - Unknown Rain Gauge
"Avoid Collision" - On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH
"Keeps doors open!" - Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops
"This bag is not a toy." - Unknown Bag
"This bag contains forest products." - Unknown Pine Bark Mulch
"For indoor use only." - Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights
"Warning: Do not ignite in face." -Zippo Lighter
"Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes." - Unknown Pepper Spray
"Keep out of children." - Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife
"Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition." - Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
"WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury." - General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game
"Do not ingest." - Unknown Lava Lamp
"Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup." - Unknown Glass Cup
"WARNING: Do not weld can to rim." - Fix-a-Flat
"All divers must land in water!" - Unknown Diving Board
"Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only." - Unknown Christmas Lights
"Ignite lighter away from face." - Bic Lighter
"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" - Komatsu Floodlight
"Caution: Non-Flamable" - Unknown Fire Extinguisher
"These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe. - Ear Plugs
"If swallowed, promptly see doctor" - Energizer AAA 4 Pack
"Caution: this tool will cut." - Machettee
"Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children" - Summerfield Suites – Near Door
"Caution: Contents may catch fire." - Unknown Matches
"Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”" - Roll-A-Hose
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." - On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." - On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." - On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
This is NOT a life saving device!!! - On a life saving device
“Additional purchase idea’s: rocks, aquatic plant life, fish” - Wal-Mart Fish Tank
"May irritate eyes." - On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." - On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Please keep out of children." - ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." - On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." - On a battery.
"Caution: Do not swallow contents." - Stadium Football
"Warning: Remove tape before using car seat." - Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video
"Warning: Do not use on eyes." - In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." - On a laser pointer.
"For use on animals only." - On an electric cattle prod.
"Use for sex only – not to be eaten" - Trojan Condoms
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." - On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." - A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Warning: knives are sharp!" - On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter
"Fragile. Do not drop." - Posted on a Boeing 757.
"Cannot be made non-poisonous." - On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." - On a portable stroller.
"Look before driving." - On the dash board of a mail truck.
"For indoor or outdoor use only." - ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." - On a sign at a railroad station.
"Safe for use around pets." - On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter.
"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." - On a lighter.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." - On said seal.
"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." - Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." - On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
"For lifting purposes only." - On the box for a car jack.
"Do not use house paint on face." - In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
"Do not drive cars in ocean." - In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
"Always drive on roads. Not on people." - From a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert.
"For a limited time only." - From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.