CATS

Quote: Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.

Author: Mary Bly


Quote: I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability.

Author: Raymond Chandler 1888-1959, American Author


Quote: Your rat tail is all the fashion now. I prefer a bushy plume, carried straight up. You are Siamese and your ancestors lived in trees. Mine lived in palaces. It has been suggested to me that I am a bit of a snob. How true! I prefer to be.

Author: Raymond Chandler 1888-1959, American Author


Quote: One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy.

Author: Edward Dahlberg 1900-1977, American Author, Critic


Quote: Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.

Author: Robertson Davies 1913-, Canadian Novelist, Journalist


Quote: If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

Author: Doris Lessing 1919-, British Novelist


Quote: Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat

Author: Don Marquis 1878-1937, American Humorist, Journalist


Quote: Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, ''I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?''

Author: Bette Midler American Singer, Entertainer, Actress


Quote: Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. They are both amoral and immoral, consciously breaking rules. Their ''evil'' look at such times is no human projection: the cat may be the only animal who savors the perverse or reflects upon it.

Author: Camille Paglia 1947-, American Author, Critic, Educator


Quote: Cats exercise... a magic influence upon highly developed men of intellect. This is why these long-tailed Graces of the animal kingdom, these adorable, scintillating electric batteries have been the favorite animal of a Mohammed, Cardinal Richlieu, Crebillon, Rousseau, Wieland.

Author: Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch


Quote: Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer


Quote: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Author: Jeff Valdez