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Weird Thoughts 28

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Alex  - If all the world is a stage, where is the audience   |89.36.68.xxx |2008-07-05 13:40:37
UP THERE, man...aliens, gods, whatever u call them, they;re watching us like we
watch gerbils eat lipstick and get food poisoning...
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kaitlyn  - Civil War.   |68.205.218.xxx |2009-02-25 11:30:57
they called it a civil war because they would line up on either side and when
they said fire everyone would fire their guns
so it wasnt a big huge bloody
battle field like they do now
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Brenda  - Civil War   |74.50.158.xxx |2009-03-13 09:55:17
No, they call it a civil war because its a war in your own country against each
other.
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